Yours Truly: Liquor at the front, Poker at the rear

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Liquor at the front, Poker at the rear

there's a woman talking to her girlfriend and she says, "I named my three lovers after soda pop. My first lover's called 7-Up because he has seven inches and he can always get it up. My second one's called Mountain Dew because when he gets to mountin', he always knows what to do. And I call my third lover Jack Daniel's" So the girlfriend say,"Jack Daniel's aint soda pop - that's a hard liquor". And the woman just smiles and says,"Uh-huh".

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